Dear Santa

I don’t usually ask for much, there isn’t a lot that I need or want so my list is very small.

I’ve just used my last drop of blackcurrant squash.  While you are delivering presents to my lovely friends in the UK, do you think you could pop in to Tesco and grab me some to drop in my stocking?

Oh and while you’re at it a bottle (or 2) of Zubrovka vodka, a nice box of Waitrose mince pies, some After Eight mints and I think I’m nearly out of instant custard powder.

I’m sure somewhere in your sack you have a spare one of those giant tubes of fruit pastilles too.

Let me know what you would like me to leave for you in return.

Yours hopefully

Rachel